leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:03am
these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!

these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!

Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:03am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:03am
thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here

thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here

Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:02am

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:02am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:02am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:02am

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

Thursday Aug 28 @ 01:02am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:59am

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:58am

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:57am
It isn’t what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it. Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People (via kushandwizdom) Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:55am
What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back. Chester Bennington  (via sinkingsouls) Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:54am
It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world. John Green, Paper Towns (via kushandwizdom) Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:11am

tittyminaj:

Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance 

Monday Aug 25 @ 01:17am
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